Mary Jane Mayhem clued me in on my badBreath after giving my mouth a sniff test, and after I have done all I can do to smell minty fresh, she says it still stinks! Her suggestion to remedy my situation does not make total sense, as she tells me the taste of ass in my mouth may do the trick. But I give it a shot, and get to work licking her flavorful butt hole. It is quite the departure from toothpaste and mouthwash, but I actually like it! Licking Mary Jane’s yummy ass may just be the solution to my embarrassing halitosis!